Philip Leif Bjerknes
“We’re seeing clean-cut nonchalance and a strict color code that mostly revolves around black, gray, and navy blue. Goofy dad glasses are generally the icing on the croissant.”
—Vice Magazine - GLOBAL TREND REPORT ‘08 - PARIS
April 2008
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“Guidos belong to summer, and summer belongs to the guidos.”
—Strutting Season (washingtonpost.com)
“Pizza “gestalt”? Fuck you and your Crocs, chubbo.”
—Food: Know What Else Sucks About San Francisco? The Pizza
Oh, I succumbed to Monster Facebook. Had to do it for work, meet some Arabs, etc. I made sure to go with the requisite “hey look at me, I’m drinking with a jacket and tie on, I’m in New York!” social networking look. How are you kids saying it, facial me?
“But he we are, all grown up, and we will never cease to buy Stephen Malkmus albums because Pavement blew our teenaged minds.”
—Refinery29: Music: New CD Reviews, Music, Bands, Playlists
“But if Hirst suspends Koons guts in formaldahyde, then: you will love Hirst, you will love the Koons, Hirst loves Koons, Koons hates Hirst. Right?”
—Fashion: Damien Hirst Has Some T-Shirts To Get Rid Of
“nanny-state control freaks currently turning this country into a joyless puritan hellhole run by cyclists who knit their own tofu, where a glass of wine is a unit and lighting a fag risks summary execution for killing babies”
— Why the great British breakfast is a killer - Times Online
“A good English breakfast never lets you down.” No, it kills you.”
—Arts & Letters Daily - ideas, criticism, debate
“I want to write them a pop-up reference book: “Kids Who Know Wine.”
—Little Hedge Fund on the Prairie - New York Times
